I’d still bottom for Hillary
IT was only a matter of time before the enterprising gay man behind the groundbreaking “”听campaign was viciously attacked by the Conclave of Fussy Receivers.
Bottoming, for those not versed in gay vernacular, refers to the passive position in any queer coupling. It’s the opposite of topping and a rather inspiring display of athleticism that I recommend observing at your earliest convenience.
The 23-year-old Californian, known only as 鈥淩yan鈥�, started and its accompanying last month, intending it as a complement rather than a satire of the now-officially declared presidential candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
鈥淲ith bottoming, there鈥檚 a lot that goes into it,鈥� Ryan explained to .
鈥淎 lot of homosexuals understand the concept. Bottoming for someone takes a lot of trust and understanding.鈥�
Perfectly reasonable argument. Inspired, even. Who鈥檚 to say young Ryan isn鈥檛 the Harvey Milk of marketing? A Frank Kameny of political communications? Zach Stafford, that鈥檚 who.
In his to The Guardian’s Comment is Free today, Stafford claimed the I鈥檇 Bottom for Hillary campaign is responsible for perpetuating 鈥渂ottom-shaming鈥� which, as any professional homosexualist will tell you, is a complete non sequitur given 鈥榯ops” have been extinct since 1997. Stafford might as well have just called the whole thing 鈥渁nti-gay鈥�.
The title of his piece,听‘I’d bottom for Hillary’听betrays gay culture’s struggle for equality, implies a writer that has chronicled a mass exodus of Bottoms through underground railroads to Top-heavy US听states. I can assure you that Stafford has not, or, if he has, I鈥檇 like to know which states they are.
The basis of his whole argument now demolished, let鈥檚 break down some of Stafford鈥檚 supporting arguments:
鈥淚f you thought the two same-sex couples featured in Hillary Clinton鈥檚 2016 campaign announcement video were gay, another pro-Clinton effort launched without her formal support might be more than you can handle.鈥�
Please. I鈥檝e watched entire seasons of Ryan Murphy shows.
鈥淚n gay male communities, bottom shaming is as common as a vodka soda.鈥�
Dear sir, do you live in Ancient Greece? Also, who orders vodka sodas?
An 鈥淚鈥檇 bottom for Hillary鈥� t-shirt鈥� suggests that Hillary Clinton is more masculine than the wearer.
Have you ever met a power bottom? If not, may I suggest you frequent Gelato Messina and any crossfit establishment.
鈥淸Bottoming] doesn鈥檛 actually take a lot of trust. However, it does take a lot of lube 鈥� and you should definitely avoid Chipotle beforehand.
Doesn鈥檛 take a lot of trust?! Is this guy partaking in anal sex or team building with colleagues at TGI Fridays? Also, I鈥檒l demand that Chipotle slur be rescinded. Who鈥檚 shaming who, Mr Stafford?
As we begin the slow crawl towards the Democratic and Republican primaries, let鈥檚 not begin tearing down the only enjoyable facets of the US presidential campaign.听We need more of the entrepreneurial sexual spirit that led to Ryan鈥檚 innovative campaign.
Moving forward: ask not what your country can do for your bottom, ask what your bottom can do for your country.
Really disappointed in starobserver for reporting on this sexist, demeaning crap.
Why are you still reporting on this like its a fun, harmless joke? It is incredibly offensive to those who identify as female, it perpetuates the sexualisation of woman and undermines the authority of female politicians.
Your site says “For the latest in lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans* and intersex (LGBTI) news in Australia, be sure to visit starobserver.com.au daily.” Its articles like this that make me realise you’re not really writing for everyone in our community…
We Rule! Lol
Joel Ryan Percy
Calm down Pitty. It’s a long time since I bottomed. But I would for Hillary ROD-HAM Clinton.
That’s exactly what I wanted to write.
Anyone’s a bottom for Hilary
Except the serially offended ^^^
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Donn Tariga Luke Mathew
That’s rather funny
That’s so me. I want the t shirt
Everyone needs to chiiiiiilllllll
What the stereotyping reference to Messina or Crossfit about Star Observer
What’s the problem with Gelato Messina?
It’s disrespectful, immature and rather predictable behaviour. We expect equality and a forward movement.. With a disgusting backward campaign.
Shame on you boys. Potentially your next president, and you reduce her position of privilege to nothing more than graphic sexual act. This is revolting, and you justify it with:
鈥淏ottoming demands trust, admiration, confidence, loyalty, respect, enthusiasm and hope,鈥�
Grow up!
Totally agree. Disgusting and childish.
Wow I thought I was the only gay bloke that has these ideals.
Let’s take anatomy out of the fight for equality I say
Well said. A campaign about the first ‘First Lady’ running for President and they manage to make it about them not her. Sounds like Australian politics.
Bottoming may be a sacred and trusting act between two gay men, but by attaching the act to promote Hillary Clinton just adds to the vile misogyny from those acusing her of being ‘hard’ and ‘masculine’.
It bewilders me as to how this offensive and juvenile marketing ploy has gained any support or media momentum. It’s vulgar and repugnant.
Well said! Agree
Oh plz, lighten up dude!
Americans…..
How does being American excuse their ignorance?
I’m far from a prude.. But this is very far from humour or wit.
This whole thing feels like one big piss take. And I love it.
Also, “Bottoming for someone takes a lot of trust and understanding”
Totally! Like, I might know their first name…
Personally, I’m just not into Daddy Bears…have you looked at her lately?