Gay zombie obsession goes too far
THE obsession with the dead and the mainstreaming of the zombie apocalypse reached an all-new low this week as American online store Walgreens started selling “realistic zombie dildo”. How they can claim the zombie dildo is realistic in feel, well, the Star Observer decided against asking the question.
Categorised on the website as ‘Toys for Men’ we can only assume that this zombie dildo is aimed at the gay community, with the only review on the site from user ‘Zombie’ claiming that it: 聽“Looks great! Can’t wait until I get mine in the mail. Love at first sight.”
Due to nature of the product, the website advised consumers that they cannot accept returns or exchanges and the Star Observer was unable to review the product as the website does not ship internationally.
Again, a story that would have benefitted no end with simple proofreading from someone who possessed both a native speaker’s grasp of English and the ability to punctuate.
so you didn’t bother to do any research, Just made judgements based on a dumb website description.
Would of been a great story if you printed it before Halloween. Hence the pitch of sale ZOMBIE