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26-year-old Luigi Mangione has been arrested and revealed as the prime suspect in the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in New York City last Wednesday, and gays the world over have been left lusting after discovering what he looks like.聽

US law enforcement arrested Luigi Mangione at a McDonald鈥檚 in Altoona, Pennsylvania in connection with the case after a customer identified Mangione from photos released to the media. Per ,

Mangione was found with a ghost gun 鈥� a firearm assembled from parts purchased online 鈥� on his person, as well as fake IDs and a document outlining his motives that indicated 鈥渋ll will toward corporate America.鈥澛�

Gays go rabid with thirst for Luigi Mangione聽

After Luigi Mangione was revealed as the suspect, internet users flocked to his social media profiles and immediately鈥� noticed his striking appearance, particularly on gay Twitter/X.

A young Italian-American with striking facial features and a muscular physique, images of Mangione have rapidly circulated and sparked some insanely horny posts.聽

The following tweet from user was extremely prophetic about the wave of insane comments to follow:

Gay group chats everywhere are currently sharing the most unholy, god forsaken, hellish language

鈥� j (@maric0nsito)

Miranda: 鈥淭hey found the UHC shooter, his name is Luigi Mangione, and he鈥檚 HOT!鈥�

Charlotte: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 think we should be calling murderers hot鈥�

Samantha: 鈥淗oney, I need that man in MY gione!鈥�

Carrie: 鈥淏ig is moving to Paris鈥�

鈥� Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)

Pop culture account Pop Crave shared a picture of Mangione鈥檚 first mugshot after his arrest, leading to exactly the kinds of comments that you鈥檇 expect.

Luigi Mangione鈥檚 mugshot has been released.

鈥� Pop Crave (@PopCrave)

Many gays kept it simple, saying things like or .

Other users got more creative with their horniness, with user saying 鈥淐all me a health insurance CEO the way I need him to unload a few shots onto my back.鈥�

Meanwhile, @Blitheringmikey commented that 鈥渉e鈥檚 the kind of hot that you have to go on antibiotics after and don鈥檛 even care.鈥澛�

As more photos of Mangione became available online, Twitter gays got increasingly more bold with their posts. A shirtless picture of Mangione covered in blue body paint included an extremely creative deployment of a Charli xcx photo to tell a wordless story:

Omg yes

鈥� Croc Top 馃彸锔忊�嶐煂� (@eb_geebies)

Somehow, people even managed to find multiple photos of in a startling act of private investigation.聽

Others joked that Ryan Murphy, creator of the recent and controversial was already writing a series about Mangione, and that actor Adam DiMarco should remain on standby.

He should be getting a call from Ryan Murphy any day now.

鈥� Noah (@noahgimmemoah)

And I believe the following post proves that a picture can speak a thousand words (NSFW warning):

鈥� BOA (@bitchonarrival)

Maybe it鈥檚 just lotion, but you get the picture!

Luigi Mangione and the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Besides the incredibly horny posts about him, internet sleuths and journalists alike also flocked to Luigi Mangione鈥檚 social media to find out everything they could about the shooter.聽

They discovered that Mangione was a valedictorian at a Baltimore prep school, and earned bachelor鈥檚 and master鈥檚 degrees at the University of Pennsylvania.

Previously quite active on social media, features an eclectic range of politically vague tweets shared and accounts followed, such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Edward Snowden, Joe Rogan and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

He also logged the manifesto of Ted Kacynzski 鈥� the Unabomber 鈥� on Goodreads.聽

four stars for the unabomber鈥檚 manifesto is so funny. real 鈥渋 could do better鈥� vibes

鈥� Katherine Krueger (@kath_krueger)

A particular note of controversy in the case was the fact that bullet casings from the attack seemingly had a message engraved in them: , which many Americans pointed out was similar to the phrase 鈥渄elay, deny, defend鈥� that lawyers use in reference to stingy healthcare companies who refuse to pay out claims. Some have cited Mangione’s own persistent back problems as a potential motivation for targeting Brian Thompson.

Furthermore, a police official that the document Mangione wrote ahead of committing the crime contained quotes like 鈥淭hese parasites had it coming鈥� and 鈥淚 do apologise for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.鈥�

Mangione is currently being held in police custody without bail in Manhattan.

He has been given charges for second-degree murder, unlawful possession of a firearm and forgery. More updates are sure to follow.