

Thick ‘N’ Juicy
The most obscenely named dance party in Melbourne is returning to The Laird this Saturday night, subjecting us all to some ‘winter wonderland’-themed craziness. Featuring go-go dancers, winter decorations and music from DJs Spanky, Argonaut and Kam Shafaati, throw on your warmest winter gear and get onto something thick and juicy. Tickets $30 at the door or $20 plus booking fee online, starts 8pm, men only.
The Laird
149 Gipps St, Abbotsford VIC
www.lairdhotel.com
Saturday, July 6 2013
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Closet
Everyone’s favourite monthly queer party is celebrating its first birthday, and as with any one-year-old, all it really wants is your attention. Fortunately it’s doing a good job of getting noticed by throwing a huge birthday bash at First Floor in Fitzroy this Friday night. There’s even talk of confetti, signature cocktails and birthday shots. Doors open 10pm, entry is $10 on the door and there’s free sparkling on arrival before 11pm.
First Floor
393 Brunswick St, Fitzroy VIC
www.facebook.com/closetpartyoz
Friday, July 5 2013
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Kong’s Kings
King Kong is so last week. Forget about it. The kings you really want to see are at The 86 in Fitzroy getting manly on stage for your entertainment. Hosted by super stud Justin Sider, Kong’s Kings’ Friday night line-up includes fan favourites Beau Heartbreaker and Bust Herr, with DJ Beat Fiddler making sure when you’re not watching Melbourne’s best drag kings, you’re dancing. Doors open 7pm, tickets are $10 online or at the door.
The 86
185 Smith St, Fitzroy
www.facebook.com/kongskingsdrag
Friday, July 5 2013
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WHERE TO GO: Melbourne
Abode Fri & Sat
Commercial Hotel Fri & Sat
Dirty Secrets Fri
DnM Bar Wed – Sun
DTs Hotel Tues – Sun
Fashion Lounge Thurs
GH Hotel Wed – Sun
Laundry Bar Fri
Laird Hotel 7 Nights
Love Machine Fri & Sun
Peel Thurs – Sat
Poof Doof @ Bottom End Bar Sat
Prince of Wales Mon
Sircuit Thurs – Sun
Sundaylicious Monthly
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