Image: Image: Ann Marie Calilhanna
鈥淲hat the heck is a rimjob?鈥� asks Shiela Broflofski in the outrageous 1999 South Park Movie. Cartman鈥檚 mum, with her lilting cadence, answers sweetly, 鈥淲hy, that’s where you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!鈥� and there鈥檚 really not a more succinct answer to be found!
Because the anus has one of the densest bunch of nerve endings in the human body, it makes total sense that any kind of activity based around that cornucopia of pleasure centres, besides what it was designed for, is going to send the lucky recipient into paradigms of paradoxical pleasure – because part of the pleasure is the taboo-ness of the fact that you鈥檙e licking someone鈥檚 most intimate of crevices.
Enough to Make Your Eyeballs Relax
And once you let go of the perfectly natural concerns about cleanliness and what-ifs and really relax into the experience – it鈥檚 like the best massage you鈥檒l ever get, except getting licked in such a confidential spot is enough to make even your eyeballs relax.
And once you鈥檝e been on the receiving end of such a generous act, you start to wonder what it鈥檚 like to sit down at that particular pic-a-nic basket. 聽Once you get past the sheer ludicrousness of the act, you quickly realise that it鈥檚 pretty great down there in dem there caves – watching the effect of your ministrations, ie: watching your partner鈥檚 eyes roll back up in their head鈥� well it鈥檚 a sight to behold.
And there鈥檚 a plethora of options available for the horny explorer, not just limited to licking the rim – put everything, everywhere! Stubbly chins in crevices, cool whistling on puckers, licking up and down the notcha (notcha balls, notcha arse – notcha!) – all great activities that you can be sure will be extremely well received.
Shower-Fresh and Finger Clean
And it鈥檚 true there鈥檚 an increased risk of picking up certain ailments that you might not normally be exposed to with your usual bedroom antics – you could technically get a pink eye from the brown eye – but if you鈥檙e shower-fresh and finger clean, they should be right to chow down though if you want the full story, some people prefer a fragrant feast!
Whichever way you slice this peach, if you can find someone on the same page as you when it comes to chowing down on the downtown, you鈥檒l be forever glad you added this particular party trick to your repertoire!
