Folau desperately wants to be everything his Pastor tells him to be, so obviously he’s scared that he enjoys showering with heaps of well groomed beefcake dudes because his Pastor tells him that’s wrong. He’s scared that sometimes his religion makes no sense, so he’s scared of atheists who point this out to people. He’s terrified of not controlling women, so obviously he’s going to be scared of women who are in control of themselves.

So whether you’re gay, atheist, non-Christian or a woman who isn’t 100% owned by a husband you’re very scary to Izzy Folau because he’s too feeble to be anything else. Well done!