You would think that a struggling Tourist resort would lighten up a bit, and have some sexual freedoms, nude beaches etc. No, not the Coast. It has always been an ultra conservative enclave, and we often imagine if they are handing out Bibles to holiday makers on arrival at the Airport.

The Japanese came to get their rocks off like many others, but found it was a special conserve of holy families. They were bashed, robbed or arrested for so called, ‘indecent behavior’, and never returned.

The last time we visited, there was a Photo in the local conservative rag of a Councilor, with her vote catching Shift-Spanner, tightening up a large bolt over a metal covered Glory Hole.

I dun tole them Life Savers not to ask me for donations until they stop discriminating against Gay’s, and informing the Police about our hunting techniques and nocturnal wanderings.

Alas, tourism on the Gold Coast has hit a new low, can’t get a decent Ozzie meal unless it’s had it’s throat cut.